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luckystrike
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OKAY..LAST ONE...
YOU KNOW YOUR A RED NECK WHEN YOU THINK LOADING THE DISHWASHER MEANS..GETTING YOUR WIFE DRUNK!!!!
YOU KNOW YOUR A RED NECK WHEN YOU THINK LOADING THE DISHWASHER MEANS..GETTING YOUR WIFE DRUNK!!!!
Re: OKAY..LAST ONE...
Don't know about you guys down east, but here in the west we're a bit more sophisticated, we don't put our paper plates in the dishwasher, we only use them once.luckystrike said:YOU KNOW YOUR A RED NECK WHEN YOU THINK LOADING THE DISHWASHER MEANS..GETTING YOUR WIFE DRUNK!!!!
Dennis Bassboss
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Do you know why women are shorter and have smaller feet than man?
Because they are best suited for washing that dishes..
Perfect height and with smaller feet they can be closer to the counter...
Speaking of diswasher consider this...luckystrike said:YOU KNOW YOUR A RED NECK WHEN YOU THINK LOADING THE DISHWASHER MEANS..GETTING YOUR WIFE DRUNK!!!!
Do you know why women are shorter and have smaller feet than man?
Because they are best suited for washing that dishes..
Perfect height and with smaller feet they can be closer to the counter...
luckystrike
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peter said:Don't know about you guys down east, but here in the west we're a bit more sophisticated, we don't put our paper plates in the dishwasher, we only use them once.
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Dennis Bassboss
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Good night folks!
peter said:Don't know about you guys down east, but here in the west we're a bit more sophisticated, we don't put our paper plates in the dishwasher, we only use them once.
Yes but where?? In the micro wave?luckystrike said:..
Good night folks!
Brad
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On second thought me thinks you're right about the Triangle ... tho there is an area in S. Ont called the Golden Horseshoe, somewhere in Hamilton-Niagara, but I'm hazy on that too ... guess it's been awhile ... I was close! (but that only counts in horseshoes)luckystrike said:[...<snip> ... BTW..ISN'T IT GOLDEN TRIANGLE???[/B]
Might as well put a joke here as well....
HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
And you probably thought this would be dirty... shame on YOU!!!
Sheba__
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HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY
A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded.
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
And you probably thought this would be dirty... shame on YOU!!!
Sheba__
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Brad said:On second thought me thinks you're right about the Triangle ... tho there is an area in S. Ont called the Golden Horseshoe, somewhere in Hamilton-Niagara, but I'm hazy on that too ... guess it's been awhile ... I was close! (but that only counts in horseshoes)
I've lived in the Golden Horseshoe all my life so let me clarify:
It extends from the GTA (Greater Toronto Area for the out of province folks) all around the western edge of lake Ontario and down to the entire Niagara Region. Just to add credibility to my post (ahem... in case DB is actually watching) I was born in Welland and lived there until age 18 and moved to the GTA where I have been ever since. I know every inch of the QEW from T.O. to St. Catharines having driven it many hundreds of times.
And hey, I've even been to Guelph a few times but that's another story.
ND
Maggie
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Ah luckystrike, you just shattered my image of you.
But, I hope you enjoy these:
Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
So they can find their way back to the house.
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
All in fun of course..
ps.luckystrike, do you know any Whitneys who live in Guelph?
luckystrike said:YOU KNOW YOUR A RED NECK WHEN YOU THINK LOADING THE DISHWASHER MEANS..GETTING YOUR WIFE DRUNK!!!!
Ah luckystrike, you just shattered my image of you.
But, I hope you enjoy these:
Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
So men can remember them.
Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
So they can find their way back to the house.
Why are married women heavier than single women?
Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
All in fun of course..ps.luckystrike, do you know any Whitneys who live in Guelph?
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Brad
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Sure Maggie ... we've talked about it bfr and found out we went to the same hi-school, but more than a decade apart I think. Short of plastering my ugly mug shot or revealing my true identity here I don't see how we'll know?
... we'll wait till one of us wins the JP and the media will help
... we'll wait till one of us wins the JP and the media will help
Brad said:Thanks ND... ( what was her name?
The name was Sue and she was from Welland too but her cousins lived in Guelph. Many moons ago that was...
Good humour Maggie et al. .... now if I knew some redneck-blonde jokes they would either be hilarious or cancel out
Here's a slightly modified joke that hopefully fits the bill, and it goes with the season too:
What do blonde red-necks do to celebrate Halloween?
PUMP - KIN!!
ND