PROFILE OF RANDAL
THIS IS DEDICATED TO GENNIE......
RANDAL ..RANDAL..RANDAL...
HERE IS WHAT I VISION...AND I COULD BE WRONG!!!!!
I PICTURE YOU AS BEING ABOUT 5' 6" ..YOU HAVE A MULLET...YOUR EAR IS PIERCED..ALONG WITH YOUR NOSE AND NIPPLE..YOU SPORT A TATTOE ON YOUR RIGHT ARM THAT SAYS...
MOM ...AND YOU HAVE OFFERED YOUR LEFT NUT SO MANY TIMES....THAT ALL THAT IS LEFT [AND I MUST BE POLITE...] IS A EMPTY BAG WITH NO TRICKS..
I THINK YOU ARE EXTREMELY MISERABLE...YOU NEED TO JUMP OUT OF YOUR SHELL AND GET A REAL LIFE...AND STOP LISTENING TO THAT LOUSY MUSIC AT
7-11 ...NO WONDER YOU HAVE NO
$$ IT HAS TO BE THE MOST PRICEST CHAIN IN THE NORTH AMERICAN CONTENT...
HOW EVER....I THINK ONCE YOU EMERGE FROM YOUR CLOSET,AND YOU REALIZE THAT THE WORLD IS FULL OF GREAT PEOPLE THAT ACTUALLY CARE..YOU WILL BE A
PERSON..AND WHEN I WIN THE BUCKS..I WILL PERSONALLY FLY YOU DOWN AND BUY YOU MORE
THAN YOU COULD POSSIBLE SWALLOW....
HAVE A
..DON'T BE SO SMUG...I ALSO THINK YOU HAVE BROWN EYES...SHOULDER LENGTH BROWN HAIR...YOU DRIVE A MOPED...YOU LIKE YOUR STEAK MEDIUM WELL..FRENCH FRIES..COLE SLAW..ICE CREAM..AMBER RUM WITH A FEW BEER CHASERS...AND YOU COULD PARTY FROM 7 A.M TO 7 A.M. AND YOUR FAVORITE SOFT DRINK IS ROOT BEER!!!
HOW DID I DO....
LUCKYSTRIKE