Where's the Beak???

Brad

Brad

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Hmmm ... very interesting

I wonder how many of them rotten down-fallen apples came from the top of the tree ... don't they all fall off eventually? So why not do like Isaac and just sit under the tree and wait to get bonked :confused: ... see here


... most of them shiny apples are over-waxed anyway ... and there ain't nobody squishin my grapes ... :D
 
Brad

Brad

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Karnac said:
I got bonked under a tree once an'...........sorry never mind.:blush:
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Bonked on the noggin Karnac, the noggin!! Sheesh!! :mad: .... get your mind outa the gutter, hehe :D ... be carefull what you say when you eat too much at a proper English household, might get a few raised eyebrows ;)




Wasn't it Jock Mc'Bile used to say " Go get stuffed!! " ?? :lol:
 
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peter

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Have'nt heard much from Sheba lately either.
Maybe her and the Beak run off together......Naw....Well maybe. :lol:
They could be out:beer:and :dancer: or maybe they are out together looking for her lost little :dog: pitbull.
 
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hot4

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Maggie said:
Maybe he's up a tree.....


Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree... Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy... So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. And...Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with...;)
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Once I heard that a man didn't care to climb a tree; he felt asleep for a while under the tree. His sleep finished when an apple touched his head. His name was Newton and at that moment he discovered earth gravity.
No one knows the women's name at the top of the tree:lol: that, tired of waiting, concluded : if Maome doesn't come ...let's give him an apple:bounce:
 
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peter

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Some how climbing to the top of the tree, sounds like alot of work.
I'd rather wait awhile for the apples at the top to fall down, then I can choose to see which one I want.
 
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gsobier

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...guess who is AWOL again:eek:...
peter said:
Some how climbing to the top of the tree, sounds like alot of work.
I'd rather wait awhile for the apples at the top to fall down, then I can choose to see which one I want.
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Maggie

Maggie

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I saw him on here earlier this morning, but, only for a few minutes. Then POOF!! He was gone again.
 
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