"The Top 10 Advertising Slogans the Federal Liberal Party Will NOT Be Using to Boost Its Image.
10. Takes a licking, but keeps on looting.
9. Sponsorship dollars so tasty, you can't steal just one!
8. We're theft obsessed.
7. Our party bank account is full?! It's the no money miracle!
6. Elect someone else, and save YOUR money.
5. Gobbling up your dough?! We're lovin' it!
4. Membership has its pilferers.
3. Ad contracts inappropriately billed -- $250 million; money paid to insiders -- $2 million; laughing all the way to the bank -- priceless.
2. Where the lowest priority is the law.
1. Who was supposed to catch us?! Noooobody!
(Vote for us again and don't pay until 2005!) "
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i stole this from my local community newspaper -)
10. Takes a licking, but keeps on looting.
9. Sponsorship dollars so tasty, you can't steal just one!
8. We're theft obsessed.
7. Our party bank account is full?! It's the no money miracle!
6. Elect someone else, and save YOUR money.
5. Gobbling up your dough?! We're lovin' it!
4. Membership has its pilferers.
3. Ad contracts inappropriately billed -- $250 million; money paid to insiders -- $2 million; laughing all the way to the bank -- priceless.
2. Where the lowest priority is the law.
1. Who was supposed to catch us?! Noooobody!
(Vote for us again and don't pay until 2005!) "
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i stole this from my local community newspaper -)
