How should I play these numbers? I just downloaded some new software.

[Beaker]

This is a lotto board for cretins, if its numbers you want, go find some software, and that ain't no crap.

I have the software - I downloaded it - but my problem is what numbers, what lotto, what Ryo-blahblah machine, what odds, what wins. Also, I heard there is no winning without vibritility.

So confused ......


I am a cretin ......

Must wheel my numbers.....

But the wheel is on the car

 

[peter]

too, funny!!!

 

[peter]

But the wheel is on the car

And let me guess.... you can't find the car, you are truly screwed then my friend, I'm afraid I can't help you.

 

[Beaker]

And let me guess.... you can't find the car, you are truly screwed then my friend, I'm afraid I can't help you.

I wonder if some of these math gurus can solve my problem

 

[peter]

I'm sure they could provide you with statistics that would outline the random probability of you finding your car.

 

[peter]

See Les what you have started, this is all your fault.
When you down load software, and you post the numbers..... just a hint, don't use white as a color we can't see the phantom numbers.

 

[Beaker]

I'm sure they could provide you with statistics that would outline the random probability of you finding your car.

Oh Yeahhh, that'll be a BIG help.

Probably tell me I'll never find it. That's what they said to Einstein, Copernicus and Louis Pasteur.


I will build a wheel - I have software
........................

 

[Maggie]

Thank God!!

 

[Beaker]

See Les what you have started, this is all your fault.
When you down load software, and you post the numbers..... just a hint, don't use white as a color we can't see the phantom numbers.

Yes, poor Les.

I hope he is lucky - because that's the only way to win - by luck with his new downloaded software.

I bet there is no software that can give winners not sure but could be true

 

[peter]

I don't know about you guys..... I could care less about tonights draw.
I'm more interested in the percentages of winners, and the actual probabilities of actually winning, prior to my purchasing tickets.

 

[Beaker]

Thank God!!

Maggie, I think you will win tonite - but only by luck - sorry

Are you a lucky person Maggie? DO you believe in luck? DO you think people are luckier than others? Have you won by luck before? Do you have a 'system'? Did you know 'systems' are for cretins? Do you have software? Downloaded? Have you won a 'pari-mutual' lotto'? Do you play 1-2-3-4-5-6? DO you own a Jacque-Cousteau lotto machine? Seen won? on eBay?

 

[Maggie]

No, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, no, no

Can you remember all that??

I don't care how the hell I win, just let me win..

YES, YES, YES, YES, (sorry, in the middle of shampooeing my hair)

 

[peter]

(sorry, in the middle of shampooeing my hair)

Which one, ... not the grey one.

 

[Maggie]

When are we going to see you on "Just for Laughs"

 

[peter]

When are we going to see you on "Just for Laughs"

 

[Beaker]

....built the wheel

.... now the car

 

[peter]

Beaker, just remember this tip, and any female can confirm this.
It is not the size of the wheel that counts.... it is how it performs.

 

[Dennis Bassboss]

My car is running just like if it has a mind of its own..... Riddle in the desert....???Pointless posts....???But always winning in the end...no matter what....
Because I make up my own mind draw after draw....
The only things that can actually make my car stop...is a red light...And the lotto office of course...Reminds me of the Titanic
People said it couldn't sink....People also said at one point that the earth was not round....People said that no man could whistand the speed of a...Locomotive....People said that it was impossible to fly...People said that going to the moon was impossible..(some still think that even after the fact)
People,people,people .....
I never listen to people...99.99% of the population are followers not creators....They don't even know what they have in mind!!!

 

[Beaker]

Beaker, just remember this tip, and any female can confirm this.
It is not the size of the wheel that counts.... it is how it performs.

Well, I take no chances - it's a BIG wheel - cover any 'inadequecies'

 

[peter]

Now if you will all excuse me, I bid you adieu, I must go purchase my QP's.