British soccer fans take note

Karnac

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FIFA: Soccer invented in China, not Britain
CTV.ca News Staff

England captain David Beckham might have cursed his nation's soccer gods when he sailed his penalty kick over the crossbar in this summer's Euro 2004 tournament.

He might also have cursed Swiss referees.

But according to FIFA, the world body in charge of the beautiful game, Beckham should have blamed the Chinese for inventing the game, rather than cursing keen kickers in England in days of yore.

"We have to say thanks to the British associations --especially England -- to have organized the game of association football," said FIFA president Sepp Blatter.

"But you cannot deny the history that in China there is a recollection and evidence they played the game a thousand years ago."

FIFA says its historians have proof that the game -- then called cuju or "kickball" -- originated in China some 2,000 years ago. It was even played for emperors.

Football, as it is known in Britain, is a national obsession. During the World Cup in 2002, the Archbishop of Canterbury called upon the nation to pray for an English victory.

So it is no surprise that the football-mad English aren't too thrilled to hear they didn't invent the game after all.

"There's no way the Chinese invented the football," one fan said.

"I don't believe that," said another English supporter. "I don't know where they got that one, to be honest. Everyone knows it was made here. The rules got set out here and everything."

But the Chinese-- currently hosting the 2004 Asian Cup -- say they have already won a significant victory and have little sympathy for British disbelievers.

"Do they have evidence in England?" one Chinese fan asked. "FIFA have proven that we invented football. It's a historical fact."

"I feel very proud and I think if we can invent football, then we can win the World Cup within 10 years," said another optimistic fan in Beijing.

With FIFA's acknowledgement of soccer's Chinese origins, English fans are now forced to reflect on yet another disappointment.

"Considering how we played in Euro 2004, I'm not surprised someone else invented it," an England fan said.

What a pity that someone invented the penalty kick. :bawl:

With a report from CTV News' Matt Cowan
 

peter

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For you soccer fans Team Canada plays Honduras Saturday at Commonwealth Stadium, here in Edmonton, my nephew, Lars Hirschfeld who plays for Dundee United, usually tends goal for team Canada, should start either here, on Saturday, or next week in Costa Rico.
 

Brad

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Karnac said:
>>> England captain David Beckham might have cursed his nation's soccer gods when he sailed his penalty kick over the crossbar in this summer's Euro 2004 tournament. <<<

Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and David Beckham ?

A: Clinton can score.
 

Maggie

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Doggone it!!

A Dog's biggest pet peeves ... about his Master

1. Blaming your farts on me - not funny - not funny at all.

2. Yelling at me for barking ... I AM A DOG!

3. Taking me for a walk ... then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is it anyway??

4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose ... STOP IT!

5. Yelling at me for rubbing my bum on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet anyway?

6. Dog sweaters? Hellooo ... have you noticed the FUR??

7. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.

8. When you pick the poop up in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me?

9.Taking me to the vet for the big "snip," then acting surprised when I freak out the next time we go back.

10. The sleight of hand, fake-fetch-throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
 

Maggie

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And how's that working out? :)

Is it the full moon or what? Lotsa people on the board for a Wed. morning. Playing hookey?
 

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