Where's the Beak???

Dennis Bassboss · Nov 17, 2004

I don't see the Beak very often here these days....Just hope he is not on the wagon again... :lol:

peter · Nov 17, 2004

He's making new friends down at the pub.

Dennis Bassboss · Nov 17, 2004

peter said:
He's making new friends down at the pub.

I see.... :kiss:

But after a few years... :lphant:

peter · Nov 17, 2004

this what she looks like, BEFORE a few :beer:

This is what she looks like AFTER a few :chug:

gsobier · Nov 17, 2004

...another good reason not to :chug:

...

peter said:
this what she looks like, BEFORE a few
This is what she looks like AFTER a few

Dennis Bassboss · Nov 17, 2004

peter said:
this what she looks like, BEFORE a few
This is what she looks like AFTER a few

Dennis Bassboss · Nov 17, 2004

Under those circumstances...Never say to your date after an evening at the pub....
''Darling can I roll you home'' :lol:

Maggie · Nov 17, 2004

Maybe he's up a tree.....

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree... Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy... So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. And...Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with...

peter · Nov 17, 2004

I think you are wrong George.
This :lphant:

is a good reason, for this :chug:

Dennis Bassboss · Nov 17, 2004

Maggie said:
Maybe he's up a tree.....

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree... Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy... So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. And...Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with...

Is that an invitation?

LT · Nov 17, 2004

That is a really good one Maggie. :agree2:

peter · Nov 17, 2004

Maggie said:
Maybe he's up a tree.....

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree... Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy... So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. And...Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with...

The apples at the top of the tree are exposed to the sun all day, they soon lose their lustre, and look liked dried fruit. :lol: