Teeth

[luckystrike]

OKAY...I THINK TO-NITE I REALIZED WHY I WAS GIVEN TEETH...I THOUGHT THEY WERE FOR CHEWING MY FOOD PROPERLY....

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WAS SITTING OUTSIDE ENJOYING A BEAUTIFUL NIGHT WATCHING THE PLANES FLY INTO PEARSON AND HAVING A LISTENING TO 102.9[nice station hamilton]

I LET MY GUARD DOWN FOR ONE SECOND......AND BAMM!!!!!!!! THIS NASTY LITTLE BUG TAKES A SWIM IN MY BEER...I SAY DAMN!!! AND THANK GOD FOR TEETH SO THE LITTLE BAS**** DIDN'T SLID DOWN MY THROAT..

 

[Irvin]

Know what its like....Was out running one night and trying to breathe as much as possible. Nearly choked on a moth. wasnt tasty either

 

[Randal]

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA. A true sign of an alcoholic, drunken bug anecdotes.