Seen a UFO Lately?

Sheba · Feb 14, 2004

Seen a UFO Lately? 2/14/04
We may not be the top tourist spot in the country for little green men from space but the country's leading expert in UFO research says we're holding our own when it comes to sightings of strange objects in the sky. Chris Rutkowski with Ufology research of Manitoba says the number of UFO sightings in Canada went up by forty percent last year. British Columbia had the most sightings, with more than 300, while there were only four sightings in this province. Rutkowski says 2004 seems to be bucking the trend when it comes to seeing UFO's...there are already more sightings in eastern Canada than the rest of the country, including one in this province. To report a UFO sighting, call the toll free hotline at 1-866-262-1989.

Sheba... :dog:

Dennis Bassboss · Feb 14, 2004

Yes I saw a few today in various thread... :lol:

Brad · Feb 15, 2004

Q. What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common?

A. You hear of them but you never see them.
___________________________________

A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young, blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off.

"Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally uttered.
"Yeah," said the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde. "So?"
"Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"
"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"
"Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"

The blonde attendant rolled her eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've been working here for five years. Of course I know what 'UFO' means - ....it means 'Unleaded Fuel Only'."