My Trees...

Teufellj

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My trees are doing the backstroke and our ducks are "Moon Walking!" The leftover worms are drowning and I'm miserable. When it snows, I'll grab a chandlier because I can't ski! Getting time for a hot toddy. Ever hear a herd of cattle---"MOOBLING," Not---mooing? Sounds like someone gargling with various base pitched voices!

Teufellj...:beer:

"Let It Sun, Let It Sun, Let It Sun!"
 

blitzed

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Hiya Teufellj, sounds pretty wild there! You have extra worms? If I had worms, I'd have to walk down the street to sink 'em on hooks in the ocean :)

It is gonna be 44 degrees tonight, pretty cold for here on the coast in San Diego...I'm still wearin tshirt, boardshorts & flipflops tho heh! Lucky I'm on the coast, going to be near freezin inland tonight.

Yup, I can only imagine the windy deepfreeze goin on over there for you whew!

hot toddy! :beer:
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blitzed

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blavkwidow said:
blitzed you have finally got some holiday temperatures.:lphant:

yup, good to be able to sense some sorta change in the seasons :)

I pretty much just wear tshirt, boardshorts & flipflops year round. I actually had to dig out some jeans & a flannel and my levis jacket lastnight to walk to the store heh!

seeya,
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Teufellj

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Must be nice, blitzed. We are already donning heavy coats! Right now it's raining like a cow piddling on a flat rock. Have my waterwings handy, been cold raining steadly for quite a few hours now. Gonna look like an ice rink if it cools down anymore!
Forget the hot toddy---Johnny Walker Black---here I come!

Teufellj...
 

Teufellj

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NOAA weather reports---freezing in the evenings for at least a week and in the 30's daytime temps. I just gotta show those weathermen "how to throw darts at the weather maps!" Regular weather stations bear out what NOAA has predicted so far! Maybe I can build a backpack with an engine and prop---carry a coiled rope on the side and hang a sign that reads, "Taxi service Cheap. wear your own skates?"

Teufellj...
 

blitzed

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Teufellj said:
NOAA weather reports---freezing in the evenings for at least a week and in the 30's daytime temps. I just gotta show those weathermen "how to throw darts at the weather maps!" Regular weather stations bear out what NOAA has predicted so far! Maybe I can build a backpack with an engine and prop---carry a coiled rope on the side and hang a sign that reads, "Taxi service Cheap. wear your own skates?"

Teufellj...

what the hell do meteorologists know about weather anyway? they're in space if they're dealin with meteors hah!

anyway, all they do is plagiarize NOAA, or weather.com.

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Teufellj

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blitzed...

Why blitz old boy,

everyone that I know "swears" by so-and-so because he and/or she has a great smile; maybe a nice figure; perhaps very good wit(?)! We know that they for the most part, get a copy of weather reports from people and/or machines that only tell it like it is. "Show must go on" is big business for the various tv channels and radio stations. Bet my arthritis is more accurate in predicting changes than their copys of what can, might or won't happen. No question about future predictions. They don't have the technology. Ah well, I still have icecubes hanging from my brisket area.

Teufellj...:rolling:
 

blitzed

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hiya Teufellj, yup I've heard some people can feel the weather creepin in their joints before it comes...built in barometer heh! at leastya know when to get the belly warmer ready :)

later,
blitzed
 

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