Monday Funny..

[Maggie]

Twelve priests were about to be ordained.

The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his privates and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.

She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, a handsome young man; Carlos.

Poor Carlos.

As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.

Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and bent over to pick it up.

Then all the other bells started to ring....

 

[Teufellj]

Maggie...bells

Carlos ought to know better than to duck for his bell!!!

I wonder if these men were "keeping a stiff...upper lip?" Hmmmmmm...?

Or how the Proctor did for that matter...Hehehehehehehe...

Teufellj...

 

[blitzed]

I was immediately perplexed, wondering how priests could possibly stand in the "straight line" in the first place

later,
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[Teufellj]

They do seem to wobble a bit wether processioning or giving a lecture about how you will go visit that horny headed character in red tights!

Teufellj...

 

[blitzed]

heh! when we miss pick3, it is probably due to him jumpin up and clickin his hooves...all the while snatchin the good digits on the pitchfork!

may the prongs snag on his finest red satin attire :finger:

later,
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