Subject: Sask. Humour
The owner of a golf course in Saskatchewan was confused about
paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some
mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from
The University of Saskatchewan and I need some help. If I were
to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything
but my earrings."
{You gotta love those Saskatchewan women.}
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A group of Saskatchewan friends went deer hunting and paired
off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone,
staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the
trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they
inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to
steal Henry!"
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A senior in Saskatchewan was overheard saying .. "when the end of the
World comes, I hope to be in Saskatchewan." When asked why, he replied
he'd rather be
In Saskatchewan because everything happens in Saskatchewan 20 years
later than in the Rest of the civilized world.
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The young man from Saskatchewan came running into the store and said to
His buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the
parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
"The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license
number."
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NEWS FLASH! - Saskatchewan's worst air disaster occurred when a small
two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two University of Saskatchewan
students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today. Search and Rescue
workers have
recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging
continues in to the evening.
The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.
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The Saskatchewan RCMP pulled over a pickup on Highway 16. The RCMP
Officer asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?
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A man in Saskatchewan had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the
road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and
one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned
around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire." The passerby asked, "But what's
With the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in
The front and flares in the back! I never did understand it either."
The owner of a golf course in Saskatchewan was confused about
paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some
mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from
The University of Saskatchewan and I need some help. If I were
to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything
but my earrings."
{You gotta love those Saskatchewan women.}
__________________________________________________________
A group of Saskatchewan friends went deer hunting and paired
off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone,
staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
"Where's Henry?" the others asked.
"Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the
trail," the successful hunter replied.
"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they
inquired.
"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one is going to
steal Henry!"
___________________________________________________________
A senior in Saskatchewan was overheard saying .. "when the end of the
World comes, I hope to be in Saskatchewan." When asked why, he replied
he'd rather be
In Saskatchewan because everything happens in Saskatchewan 20 years
later than in the Rest of the civilized world.
___________________________________________________________
The young man from Saskatchewan came running into the store and said to
His buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the
parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?"
"The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license
number."
__________________________________________________________
NEWS FLASH! - Saskatchewan's worst air disaster occurred when a small
two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two University of Saskatchewan
students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today. Search and Rescue
workers have
recovered 300 bodies so far and expect the number to climb as digging
continues in to the evening.
The pilot and copilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.
__________________________________________________________
The Saskatchewan RCMP pulled over a pickup on Highway 16. The RCMP
Officer asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?
___________________________________________________________
A man in Saskatchewan had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the
road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and
one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned
around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire." The passerby asked, "But what's
With the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in
The front and flares in the back! I never did understand it either."
