A PLANE IS ON IT'S WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP
> AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
>
> THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE
> THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL
> HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK OF THE AIRCRAFT.
>
> THE BLONDE REPLIES "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND
> I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE".
>
> THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE
> CO-PILOT THAT THERE'S A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN
> ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
>
> THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE
> SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
>
> THE BLONDE REPLIES "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND
> I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE".
>
> THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE SHOULD PROBABLY HAVE THE POLICE
> WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THE BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO
> REASON.
>
> THE PILOT SAYS "YOU SAY THAT SHE IS A BLONDE?, I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M
> MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE".
>
> HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS "OH,
> I'M SORRY", AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
>
> THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID
> TO HER TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
>
> "I TOLD HER, FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON".
>
> AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
>
> THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE
> THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL
> HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK OF THE AIRCRAFT.
>
> THE BLONDE REPLIES "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND
> I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE".
>
> THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE
> CO-PILOT THAT THERE'S A BLONDE SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN
> ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
>
> THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE
> SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
>
> THE BLONDE REPLIES "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND
> I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE".
>
> THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE SHOULD PROBABLY HAVE THE POLICE
> WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THE BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO
> REASON.
>
> THE PILOT SAYS "YOU SAY THAT SHE IS A BLONDE?, I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M
> MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE".
>
> HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS "OH,
> I'M SORRY", AND GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY.
>
> THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID
> TO HER TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
>
> "I TOLD HER, FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON".
>