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Makhan Singh was the most gallant soldier of the Sikh Regiment, his unit's morale depended on him.
Unfortunately- a stray bullet strikes him on thingy one day, incapacitating him, his sex life suffered and so does his military performance. Seeing this incident also affect the overall performance of the unit, the CO Sahib (Commanding Officer), sends Makhan to England for a thingy transplant (with unit funds).
In London Makhan is shown all varieties for thingyes, but is totally fascinated by a baby elephant's trunk, that is also on display with the specialist. He insists for the elephant trunk as his new thingy (better sex life he thinks). The specialist tells the Brave Sardar that this is not suited to Indian conditions but Makhan insists and the transplant is completed successfully.
On his return home Makhan's sex life is like never before. He reports to the CO's office with a big smile on his face. CO is glad to have his best soldier back.
"savare route march hega Makhan- pehle number te aana hai" Says the CO (have a route march in the morning- we got to come first as usual)
"Ji sir" (Yes Sir) Salutes Makhan
Route March is where the Infantry goes 20-30 miles over various terrain
Makhan and his unit leave the starting point with much enthusiasm. Towards the end of the day the CO is waiting at the finishing point, expecting Makhan to come in first, but alas, he comes in last! Many hours behind the last javan (soldier).
"Kee gal ho gaye Makhan"
("What happened?)"
asks the CO as Makhan falls to the ground near the finish.
"Sab kuch theek chal reha se sahib, mai pehle number te siga, phair ek kamaad da khatta aa gaya. Utthe mere land ne jo ganne pat pat ke mere bund vich paaee. "
Everything was in order, I was leading everyone. Then we had to go thru a sugar cane field. My new thingy started uprooting sugar canes and feeding my rear end with them. (as the Doc has warned).
Moral of this story: do extensive research on your tools before you start using them. Some tools may do the job efficiently, but have bad side effects.
Unfortunately- a stray bullet strikes him on thingy one day, incapacitating him, his sex life suffered and so does his military performance. Seeing this incident also affect the overall performance of the unit, the CO Sahib (Commanding Officer), sends Makhan to England for a thingy transplant (with unit funds).
In London Makhan is shown all varieties for thingyes, but is totally fascinated by a baby elephant's trunk, that is also on display with the specialist. He insists for the elephant trunk as his new thingy (better sex life he thinks). The specialist tells the Brave Sardar that this is not suited to Indian conditions but Makhan insists and the transplant is completed successfully.
On his return home Makhan's sex life is like never before. He reports to the CO's office with a big smile on his face. CO is glad to have his best soldier back.
"savare route march hega Makhan- pehle number te aana hai" Says the CO (have a route march in the morning- we got to come first as usual)
"Ji sir" (Yes Sir) Salutes Makhan
Route March is where the Infantry goes 20-30 miles over various terrain
Makhan and his unit leave the starting point with much enthusiasm. Towards the end of the day the CO is waiting at the finishing point, expecting Makhan to come in first, but alas, he comes in last! Many hours behind the last javan (soldier).
"Kee gal ho gaye Makhan"
("What happened?)"
asks the CO as Makhan falls to the ground near the finish.
"Sab kuch theek chal reha se sahib, mai pehle number te siga, phair ek kamaad da khatta aa gaya. Utthe mere land ne jo ganne pat pat ke mere bund vich paaee. "
Everything was in order, I was leading everyone. Then we had to go thru a sugar cane field. My new thingy started uprooting sugar canes and feeding my rear end with them. (as the Doc has warned).
Moral of this story: do extensive research on your tools before you start using them. Some tools may do the job efficiently, but have bad side effects.