A prayer to win the lottery.

[Sheba]

O dearest father on heavenly high Hear this street rats lonesome cry, I'm much too old to be a lout So help me pick my numbers out. Is it 1 or is it 2 I don't know its up to you! I know you know, I know you've seen Whats the chance of 17? I've picked it twice before you knows No! not Nose but knows you know. And those you know have won with four, Several hundred pounds or more. To that Motley Crew and their Motley din, Give us oh Lord our Lottery win. Just give a sign you don't have to speak, Should I pick the same each week? Or should I change them Lord of Pay, and will you send a cheque my way?! 3.8 or 4.9 either one will do me fine. I swear oh Lord you can be sure, I'll do my best to help the poor and needy. I'll give them soup and pots of jam and loads of bread and legs of lamb. So thank you Lord I know you'll do, you're very best to help me through.

Sheba..

 

[shirazbai]

Some people might disapprove of "prayers for profit", but I think that one is cute.

 

[shirazbai]

Here's some more lotto humour

Whole lotto shaking going on

and one more ...

Whole lotto prayin' goin' on

 

[PAB]

A Prayer to Win the Lottery

Hi Sheba,

I like your style, if only it was that easy.
If your Prayers were answered, it would take all the fun out of being poor. At least trying to win gives us a glimmer of light at the end of the tunnel a couple of times a week.
You don't know though, the next Lotto Winner could be "YOU". Just be ready for all those begging emails.

All the Best and Good Luck
PAB

 

[Sheba]

Thanks PAB....

Should be careful what we ask for we may just get it!
I really don't think I would want to win 25 Million by myself... I would like our group at work to win maybe but I myself would be quite satified with a small win or even just to break even every week.
I always say if you not in you can't win...


Sheba__ ~~~
Everybody's got a dream....GO! LEAFS! GO!
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